Sunday, December 13, 2009

A Sickness Carol (by popular demand...☺)

The Twelve Days of Sickness...

On the first day of sickness my illness gave to me a painful, swollen right knee.

On the second day of sickness my illness gave to me forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the third day of sickness my illness gave to me extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the fourth day of sickness my illness gave to me severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the fifth day of sickness my illness gave to me five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the sixth day of sickness my illness gave to me many mouth ulcers, five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the seventh day of sickness my illness gave to me a case of pleurisy, many mouth ulcers, five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the eighth day of sickness my illness gave to me a lovely low-grade fever, a case of pleurisy, many mouth ulcers, five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the ninth day of sickness my illness gave to me nine rounds of puking, a lovely low-grade fever, a case of pleurisy, many mouth ulcers, five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the tenth day of sickness my illness gave to me ten dark blue fingers, nine rounds of puking, a lovely low-grade fever, a case of pleurisy, many mouth ulcers, five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the eleventh day of sickness my illness gave to me inexplicable weight loss, ten dark blue fingers, nine rounds of puking, a lovely low-grade fever, a case of pleurisy, many mouth ulcers, five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

On the twelfth day of sickness my illness gave to me pericarditis, inexplicable weight loss, ten dark blue fingers, nine rounds of puking, a lovely low-grade fever, a case of pleurisy, many mouth ulcers, five little seizures! Severe neck pain, extreme fatigue, forgetfulness and a painful, swollen right knee.

1 comment:

Windnsnow said...

I hope you aren't keeping a Lupus advent calendar too!? Yikes.